She Shoots -- She Scores!

You know how Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive spider and developed superpowers?

Hmm.

Now, LW didn't receive any radiation -- thank God -- but those chemos, mebbe they have some special side-effects.

My husband thinks that it's just that LW felt so bad for 6 months, so now, feeling normal feels SO DYNAMIC that she's on fire with energy and enthusiasm.

Thus far this morning, she has climbed up on top of the kitchen table about 25 times, risked death by nearly falling off of said table about 24 times (and I probably wasn't looking the other time), put her teddy bear in the toaster oven, attempted to call China, put the telephone in the toaster oven, and for her proudest moment ...

Mom went potty. Mom stood up. Mom reached behind and flushed the toilet. At that exact nanosecond, LW tossed a rubber bracelet through Mom's legs, into the toilet, where it instantly was, to quote the movie title, Flushed Away.

It's only 9:30.

p.s. Did I mention that I'm trying to clean house, prep food, go to the grocery, since my parents just got in town and are coming over for dinner later? Of course.