I like the real.
Even though my parents don't get drunk. Well, Mama might get a wee bit tipsy with champagne, but only on Christmas Eve. And she still maintains her dignity.
But I'm pretty sure I have kinfolk in Harlingen, though I'm not exactly sure how we're related.
And football is often on during the holidays, except this year, since my 'Horns didn't make a bowl.
And someone always has to run to the convenience store for this or that. And then at least 5 voices add something to his list.
And I like margaritas.
And if you don't have some of these characters in your family ... well, your family just can't be very big.
Merry Christmas from the Family