White Girls With Dry Hair ...

... go immediately to the ethnic section of your area Tar-mart (whichever) and pick up a bottle of "Creme of Nature" hair conditioner. Do not just get any ethnic conditioner, as some have vaseline and such in them, get "Creme of Nature." Marvelous. Butter-soft hair, whatever that means, but you'll say the same thing after use. Good shampoo, I've heard, too.