EVERY time I see one of those St. Jude commercials

Hey, she looks like Little Warrior. Aww, that's a nice commercial.

"Give thanks for the healthy kids in your life, and give to those who are not."

Yeah, it's bad to have an unhealthy kid. And of course, they're not talking about just a "sick" kid, they're talking about cancer, about a child having CANCER, that big scary thing that old people get, that people can DIE from, isn't that horrible?

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HOLY SHIT. LITTLE WARRIOR HAD CANCER.

Every single time.